I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place.

Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.

I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.

I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place.

I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.

A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!

I paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.