A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!

The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.

My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.

I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.

I don't get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution.