Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

I don't get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution.

A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!

I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.

I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient.