Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes.

I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient.

The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.

My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids.

The cartooning was always just an abstraction. It was an income. It was making me famous. It was allowing me to go and do other things that I'd wanted to do.

'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns.

Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.