I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.

I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.

Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

I want to play a villain - I can't wait to play a villain.

I'm an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you're going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.