Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? 'Cause he had problems.
You can't be a doctor if you don't know the entire parts of the body.
The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.
Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying?