I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

I was good at keeping my mother from crying.

I've never been no superficial cat.

When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge.