You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.
I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different.
Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.