Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.
I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
I've never been no superficial cat.
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Comedy has been so good to me.
I wasn't disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that's why I knew it just wasn't right for me.