I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, 'I'm like you - I'm frustrated, I'm not an expert, I don't have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I'm selfish too.'

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you.

I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

I ain't running for office. I ain't running for nothing.

I have so much respect for what's funny.