Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat.

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.