Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.

I'm an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you're going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.

I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to hold you.

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.