You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.

Comedy has been so good to me.

When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge.

I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, 'I'm like you - I'm frustrated, I'm not an expert, I don't have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I'm selfish too.'

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.