You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

I have so much respect for what's funny.

I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world.

I love who I am. I love what I've become.

You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.