Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying?

I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool.

That's the whole key to anything: Don't be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.

I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.