If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.

I was good at keeping my mother from crying.

I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different.

I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That's why I'm so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

When I started in the clubs, I had to work places where didn't nobody else want to work. I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.