I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
Bernie MacMy family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that - a stern enforcer.
Bernie MacThey say if you don't have your health you ain't got nothing, but the truth is you ain't got nothing if you don't have no one to worry about your health.
Bernie MacThe one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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