It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.
What a miserable thing life is: you're in clover; only the clover isn't good enough.
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
People cannot remain good unless good is expected of them.
If you don't have fun, you don't have a show.
If you wan to steal money, don't rob a bank - open one.