Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

There must always be some who are brighter and some who are stupider, the latter make up for it by being better workers.

Oh! Moon of Alabama We now must say good-bye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey Oh, you know why!

You can't write poems about trees when the woods are full of policemen.

First the grub, then the morals.

A man who sees another man on the street corner with only a stump for an arm will be so shocked the first time he'll give him sixpence. But the second time it'll only be a three penny bit. And if he sees him a third time, he'll have him cold-bloodedly handed over to the police.

When you name yourself, you always name another.