General, your tank is a powerful vehicle It smashes down forests and crushes a hundred men. But it has one defect: It needs a driver. General, your bomber is powerful. It flies faster than a storm and carries more than an elephant. But it has one defect: It needs a mechanic. General, man is very useful. He can fly and he can kill. But he has one defect: He can think.

Boy Meets Girl, So What?

The aim of science is not to open the door to infinite wisdom, but to set a limit to infinite error.

Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong.

...it is simplicity that is difficult to make.

If you don't have fun, you don't have a show.

Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty Often have a share in their misfortunes.