Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

I believe four ingredients are necessary for happiness: health, warm personal relations, sufficient means to keep you from want, and successful work.

We believe, first and foremost, what makes us feel that we are fine fellows.

Reason may be a small force, but it is constant, and works always in one direction, while the forces of unreason destroy one another in futile strife.

Animal rights, taken to their logical conclusion, mean votes for oysters.

Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives I think it is almost a consolation

The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence.