The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.

I'm scared of the unknown future.

I realized that there are no certainties in life. You can't manipulate fate.

Life is an obstacle course. You succeed at one thing and then you move on to the next. When an obstacle is tough, you try harder. When an obstacle is insurmountable, you change course. But you never sit down and refuse to finish.

I'm stronger than anything in my way. Holla!

I've always been told I have a giant placenta.

I despise shopping and department stores.