I have been at war from the beginning. I've never looked back before. I've never had the time and it has always seemed so dangerous. To look back is to relax one's vigil.

It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.

I never said anything that was unprintable. Never said anything just for the sake of being startling.

I want to die with my high heels on, still in action.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

I guess I'm larger than life. That's my problem.