I think men have got to change an awful lot. They still prefer the little woman.

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

The real female should be partly male and the real male should be partly female anyway.

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.