The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.
Old age ain't for sissies
There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.
Success is built on disappointment, and disappointment is inherent in all success.
I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.
[On gay men:] Let me say, a more artistic, appreciative group of people for the arts does not exist ... They are more knowledgeable, more loving of the arts. They make the average male look stupid.