Life is the past, the present and the perhaps.

What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than talent.

The real female should be partly male and the real male should be partly female anyway.

I never said anything that was unprintable. Never said anything just for the sake of being startling.

I believe one should be a woman at home.

I have been uncompromising, peppery, intractable, monomaniacal, tactless, volatile, and oftentimes disagreeable... I suppose I'm larger than life.

Joan Crawford is a movie star. I am an actress.