If men found out how to give birth to children they'll never propose again.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

I think men have got to change an awful lot. They still prefer the little woman.

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin

I firmly believe, however, that if your children have never hated you, you have failed as a parent.

Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child.He needs guidance.If there is love, there is no such thing as being too tough with a child. A parent must also not be afraid to hang himself. If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.

I want to die with my high heels on, still in action.