I wouldn't piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.
Life is the past, the present and the perhaps.
What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than talent.
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin
The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.
One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.