Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They think they aren't drunks because they only drink wine. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.

The real female should be partly male and the real male should be partly female anyway.

I think I'll have a large order of prognosis negative.

If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.

I guess I'm larger than life. That's my problem.

Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.

You should know me well enough by now to know I don't ask for things I don't think I can get.