It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.
If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve
It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.
I wouldn't piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.
Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.