If everybody likes you, you are not a very interesting person.

The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being.

You've got to know someone pretty well to hate them.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child.He needs guidance.If there is love, there is no such thing as being too tough with a child. A parent must also not be afraid to hang himself. If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.

I guess I'm larger than life. That's my problem.

The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.