You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.
The real female should be partly male and the real male should be partly female anyway.
There's only one way to work -- like hell.
You know what I'm going to have on my gravestone? 'She did it the hard way.'
I wouldn't piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.
Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They think they aren't drunks because they only drink wine. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.