If everybody likes you, you are not a very interesting person.

The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.

She did it the hard way.

You should know me well enough by now to know I don't ask for things I don't think I can get.

What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than talent.

Home is where you go to when you've nowhere to go.

I was so uncomfortable at a party recently when the conversation droned on about women who are constantly getting married. I was on the edge of my chair, close to squirming in embarrassment because I myself was guilty of four husbands. I finally leaned forward and squeaked, 'But one died!