You know what I'm going to have on my gravestone? 'She did it the hard way.'
[On gay men:] Let me say, a more artistic, appreciative group of people for the arts does not exist ... They are more knowledgeable, more loving of the arts. They make the average male look stupid.
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.
I want to die with my high heels on, still in action.
I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.