I wouldn't piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.

It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.

Playing our parts. Yes, we all have to do that and from childhood on, I have found that my own character has been much harder to play worthily and far harder at times to comprehend than any of the roles I have portrayed.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

One can make more enemies as a female with a brain, I think.

She's the original good time who was had by all.

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin