Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve

One can make more enemies as a female with a brain, I think.

The male ego with few exceptions is elephantine to start with.

Being called very, very difficult is the beginning of success. Until you're called very, very difficult you're really nobody at all.

There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.

The real female should be partly male and the real male should be partly female anyway.