I've lost my faith in science.

You should know me well enough by now to know I don't ask for things I don't think I can get.

Home is where you go to when you've nowhere to go.

I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.

What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than talent.

I may not have been wearing a mink coat, but I was traveling with a dog. That should have made you think I was an actress!

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.