I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.

The male ego with few exceptions is elephantine to start with.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve

I firmly believe, however, that if your children have never hated you, you have failed as a parent.

She did it the hard way.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being.