You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.

When my daughter was younger we showed her all the great musicals. And the great dramas and great comedies, and the one that she took to the most was Some Like It Hot.

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.

Just because people don't meet you doesn't mean they're not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.