Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

Romance is an illusion. Well, romance is not a complete illusion, but it's ephemeral. It does not last.

You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

That's the Oscars for ya - you remember who was nominated, but you don't remember who won!

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.