Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.

Just because people don't meet you doesn't mean they're not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

It's important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish - and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can't accomplish.

I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.

The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It's a completely different way to get entertainment.