If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

Just because people don't meet you doesn't mean they're not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.

It's the Point of Your View that Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners to Movies, the Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.

I've always said that people have unrealistic expectations.

I'm so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you've been-what's the word?-oh yes: 'fired.'

I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.