I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

I do look upon all of life as an episode - which is why the people around me are probably on guard!

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it's going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.

The people who are out to destroy the environment think they're going to get away with it. Are they breathing different air than we're breathing? Are they eating different food? I mean, where do they think they're going to go? What do they think is going to be better than what they have destroyed? I just don't get it.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.