I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.

Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama.

Most people don't deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.

Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there's a seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes a rose.