I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there's a seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes a rose.

Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years, it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we'll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.

Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

We're all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.