We're all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.

It's the Point of Your View that Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners to Movies, the Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

The [film] business is run by men, and they're basically interested in their own species, and they're not so interested in women belonging to the human race.

I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.

If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.