I sold my soul to rock 'n' roll.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.