Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

If someone were to say seriously, "I'm divine," she'd have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying "I'm God." But because I'm funny about it, they haven't locked me up yet. And I don't give myself airs, either.

That's the Oscars for ya - you remember who was nominated, but you don't remember who won!

My daughter very independent. But if she's upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She's great - a real tough cookie.

The people who are out to destroy the environment think they're going to get away with it. Are they breathing different air than we're breathing? Are they eating different food? I mean, where do they think they're going to go? What do they think is going to be better than what they have destroyed? I just don't get it.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?