I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.

Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.

I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.

Total contentment is only for cows.

For some people, a park is the only place in their entire world where they can see something beautiful.

I'm working my way toward divinity.