Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama.

I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Most people don't deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.

I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you're bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it's going to make you miserable?

Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!

Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama.