before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and historical treasures conveniently laid out for easy viewing, when what they really are filled with, of course, is people going to work, laundromats and places to buy rat poison.

Hawaii doesn't smell like sex to me. It's the only place in the world that smells like that, but it's not sex, it's - freedom.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

I don't need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn't my style, because that's the only way I can grow up and grow out.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

As you age, feelings do diminish.

That's our mission: to clean and green New York City - one block at a time.