I've always said that people have unrealistic expectations.

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

Romance is an illusion. Well, romance is not a complete illusion, but it's ephemeral. It does not last.

I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.

My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God's presence, the kind of transcendent, magical experience that lets you see your place in the big picture. And that is what I had with my first [compost] heap.

Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reeds. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you, its only seed.