I've always said that people have unrealistic expectations.

Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren't alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump. Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don't. That's partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible - Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground.

Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama.

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

I'm so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you've been-what's the word?-oh yes: 'fired.'

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.

Hawaii doesn't smell like sex to me. It's the only place in the world that smells like that, but it's not sex, it's - freedom.