If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.

Life is not fair. And you have to choose your battles, because there are some that you cannot win. If you're passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

I do look upon all of life as an episode - which is why the people around me are probably on guard!

While I was growing up, I believed I could do anything I could think of. So the challenge was always to keep thinking - to get to where I wanted to be and then to think of somewhere else to go.