I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.

People put barriers up in your path, and one of those barriers is age. They tell you, "You're too old. You don't photograph so well anymore." I know I don't photograph so well anymore, so what can I do? I can do something different, where it doesn't matter as much how I look.

Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that's why I'm on TV. I wasn't going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place - I've always done that.

If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!