I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn't even doing the singing. I'm a bit cynical about this [music] business.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

You can't just have a clean public space - you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.

The people who are out to destroy the environment think they're going to get away with it. Are they breathing different air than we're breathing? Are they eating different food? I mean, where do they think they're going to go? What do they think is going to be better than what they have destroyed? I just don't get it.