I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.

I don't need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn't my style, because that's the only way I can grow up and grow out.

I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.

Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there's a seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes a rose.

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

I have a ball - and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That's my core business, and that's where I'll always return.

If I don't feel right about what I'm in, I don't feel right about anything.